Anchors away

Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE

Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT

Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE

Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE

dick-flips:

an autobiography

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onac911:

spiderman can’t join da band

(via destructivemusic)

destructivemusic:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY UFCK UFKCU FKAUX F UC FROM A LIST OF 1 TO 10 RIGHT NOW THIS AIS 10 IDSK AUWEJD FUCK

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wgat

I didnt even notice how many notes this got cool

ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bgh9u4hgugtouhfuh

asamich:

sonicscrewdriving:

Omg hellokitty.

I WANT ALL OF THEM.

…Is this real life.

my god.

want.

(Source: carmeezyy, via meteor-crimson)

gingerhaze:

So you know how Loki changes his clothes by ~shimmering~ in the Avengers

What if he’s not actually wearing anything

What if his clothes are just an illusion